PumpkinSeed
I am the singer that doesn't sing.
I am the pianist that doesn't play.
I am the prayer warrior that doesn't pray.
I am the counselor that doesn't councel.
I am the leader that doesn't lead.
I am the lover that doesn't love.
I am the writer that doesn't write.
I am the healthy eater that doesn't eat.
I am the wealthy man who doesn't gather $.
I am the giver that doesn't give.
I am the dancer that doesn't dance.
I am the friend who isn't there.
I am the listener who doesn't listen.
I am the Christian who doesn't follow Christ.
I am the drummer who doesn't drum.
I am the philosopher who doesn't philosophise.
I am the son who isn't parented.
I am the song writer who doesn't write songs.
I am the speaker who doesn't use his usta.
I am the child of The Light who lives in darkness.
I am the painter who doesn't paint.
I am the drawer who doesn't draw.
I am the exerciser who doesn't excersise.
I am the cuddler who doesn't cuddle.
I am the reader who doesn't read.
I am the mentor who doesn't mentor.
I am the student who doesn't study.
I am the wise man who acts foolish.
I am the responsible man who avoids his responsibilities.
I am the focused man who lives for distractions.
I am the donator who is $30,000 in debt.
I am the happy man who feels depressed.
I am the socializer who keeps to himself.
I am the accepting man who judges you.
I am the joyus man who sulks.
I am the dreamer who dismisses his dreams.
I am the passionate man who forgot his passions.
I am the confidant man who listens to the worries and anxiety in his head.
I am the fearless man who lives for what others think of him.
I am the traveler who doesn't leave his bedroom.
I am the progressive who can't move on.
I am the indipendant who depends on the media to tell him what he's independant of.
I am the conservative who lost his values.
I am the demonstrator who watches demonstrations on TV.
I am the activist who only tells others to be active.
I am the feeler who rationalises what he should be feeling.
I am the humble who won't share his faults.
I am the proud who puts himself down.
I am the seen in hiding.
I am the heard in silence.
I am the felt who doesn't touch.
I am the strong man who feels week.
I am the affectionate man who never shows affection.
I am the intimate man who won't open up.
I am the trusting man who who doesn't even trust God.
I am the committed man who won't commit to anything or anyone.
I am the LASER man who won't look at his goals.
I am the loved who doesn't feel it or belive it.
I am the minster who doesn't minister.
I am the seed who doesn't grow.
I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.I am
I AM
I AM
I AM HEALTHY.
I AM EXPRESSIVE.
I AM DISCIPLINED.
I AM GENUINE.
My name is Andrew Jacob Sahagian
and I AM a HEALTHY, EXPRESSIVE, DISCIPLINED, and Genuine MAN.
This is me.
Currently Listening to: The Smiths - How Soon is Now??
Currently Reading: Pathways Notebooks
Currently Watching: The death of who I'm not.
Currently Feeling: me
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PumpkinSeed
I am the onions that stink in your eyes (Fungus Amongus).
I am the switch that derails your train (Darkly Dawns The Duck).
I am the jailor who throws away the keys (Darkly Dawns The Duck).
I am the surprise in your cereal box (Darkly Dawns The Duck).
I am the chill that runs up your spine (Darkly Dawns The Duck).
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmare (That Sinking Feeling).
I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters. (Something Fishy).
I am the low point on your sine wave. (The Frequency Fiends).
I am the grade curves that gives you an "F" (Clash Reunion).
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you (Clash Reunion).
I am the water balloon that lands right on your head (Hot Spells).
I am the plot twist in the second reel (Film Flam).
I am the meter on the cab of justice (Slaves To Fashion).
I am the flea you cannot flick (Apes Of Wrath).
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries (Life, The Negaverse And Everything).
I am the slug that slimes your beggonias (A Star Is Scorned).
I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor (A Star Is Scorned).
I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chime (A Star Is Scorned).
I am the hero that every culture in every world needs (The Secret Origins Of Darkwing Duck).
I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe (Whiffle While You Work).
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am (Whiffle While You Work).
I am the rhinestone on a jumpsuit of justice (Cleanliness Is Next To Badliness).
I am the stain that can't be rubbed out (Cleanliness Is Next To Badliness).
I am the batteries that aren't included (Time And Punishement).
I am the moth that seeks your porchlight (Night Of The Living Spud).
I am the blown fuse that blacks you out (Up, Up And Awry).
I am the ham radio operator that scrambles your reception (Planet Of The Capes).
I am the burned out blub you cannot reach (Inside Binkie's Brain).
I am the ten dollars service charge on all returned checks (Days Of Blunder).
I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swingset (Days Of Blunder).
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime (Days Of Blunder).
I am the zit that forms when you got a really big date (Days Of Blunder).
I am the itch you cannot reach (Bad Luck Duck).
I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run out (A Revolution In Home Appliances).
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus (Ghoul Of My Dreams).
I am the ingrown toenail in "paddy pumps?" (Dances With Bigfoot).
I am the fingernail that scraps the chalkboard of your soul (Slime Okay, You're Okay).
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth (Slime Okay, You're Okay).
I am the weed wacker in the garden of evil (The Incredible Bulk).
I am the check that overdraws your account (Star Crossed Circuits).
I am the pebble in the shoe of ignominy (The Revenge Of The Return Of The Brainteasers, Too!),
I am the pencil that breaks from signing too many autographs (Paint Misbehavin'),
I am the single career man all women want to date (Just Us Justice Ducks)...
I am the bug that splatters on your winshield!
I am the auditor who wants to look at your books
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair
I am the butter that burns in your pan
I am the cat that should be let out of the bag
I am the check writer in the cash only lane
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade
I am the cold sore that stings your lips
I am the combination lock on the vault of justice
I am the current of vengeance gurgling through your sewer
I am the editor that cuts your scene
I am the feathery phantom that haunts your nightmares
I am the ghost of a chance that you don't have
I am the hairball that clogs your drain
I am the hair in the lens of your projector
I am the headache in the criminal mind
I am the Heimlich maneuver for the choking victims of crime
I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg
I am the ingrown toenail in your paddy pumps
I am the jackal that knaws at your bones
I am the limestone that petrifies your bones
I am the little mouse that eats your cheese
I am the lollipop that sticks in your hair
I am the low rating that cancels your program
I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice
I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime
I am the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink
I am the number ninety sunblock that'll stop your burn
I am the onion that stings in your eyes
I am the original Mr. Fix-it
I am the paper cut that ruins your morning
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop
I am the pin that will burst your bubble
I am the pitbull that bites the ankle of crime
I am the principal you are sent to see
I am the pustulus blister that bursts in your boot
I am the quality time that ruins your play time
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out
I am the rust in the pipes of crime
I am the sandtrap on the fairway of evil
I am the schnauzer that digs up your petunias
I am the scrubbing bubble to criminal scum
I am the soap scum that lines your bathtub
I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show
I am the squeaky stair that gives away your presence
I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer windshield
I am the substantial and inescapable penalty for early withdrawal
I am the super nova at the center of the universe
I am the termite that devours your floor boards
I am the thing that goes bump in the night
I am the tube of cadmium yellow that's impossible to open
I am Darkwing Duck!
<b>Suck gas, evil-doer!:yuck:</b>